Total Medals Earned: 19,822 (From 2,323 different games.) Total Medal Score: 458,070 Points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You died
You won
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (135/135 points)
You clicked the button 100 times
You clicked the button 50 times
You've reached 1,000 clicks
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 12/12 (490/490 points)
Delicious
Medals Earned: 7/7 (525/525 points)
Be a good dog
Rescue all the kids
Make Your Final Escape
Find yourself in a spot of bother
Lose a stalker
???
Encounter a demon
Medals Earned: 8/8 (230/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/150 points)
Resisted for 1 minute without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 20 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 35 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 3 minutes.
Resisted for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!