Total Medals Earned: 11,680 (From 1,590 different games.) Total Medal Score: 263,720 Points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You died
You won
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (135/135 points)
You clicked the button 100 times
You clicked the button 50 times
You've reached 1,000 clicks
Medals Earned: 12/12 (490/490 points)
Delicious
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/150 points)
Resisted for 1 minute without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 20 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 35 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 3 minutes.
Resisted for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 9/11 (235/385 points)
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Press the colour you read
Press the colour you see
Play 5 games in a row
Score over 1000
Score over 2000
Play 10 games in a row
Play 25 games in a row
Play 50 games in a row
Score over 3000
Score over 4000